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Funny SMS |
girls
are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
Mujhe SMS
karo aur pao
Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA
TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo
bhi aap ke ghar.... karan
Pappu, while filling
up a form: Dad, what should
I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i
want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i
cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down &
den... i lauf again |
Let's
go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return |
We will now
upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!! |
I'm @
the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss |
ek
jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag
jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha
aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha.
Itna
Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...? |
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1- U r a nice
person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do. |
Early
in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set
with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with
pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the
stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not
shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure
soon and healthy days ahead
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Dosti Kro
College wali se
Dosti kro
college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros
wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar
khao ger wali se. |
When I was
born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&
When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition |
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GIRL FRIEND
IS FOR FUN,
WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE
PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH
POOTI |
the hero of
TITANIC went to court
to prove that he is the most HANDSOME,SWEET&SMART guy on the
arth but he failed. he came out angrily & ask. yaar ye ILYAS
kon hai
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai
gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par
larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete |
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Santa was
riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note
mama'
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Why you
chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You! |
Teacher:
tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka
driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar
jatay hai |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)
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Husband
seting near to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was
driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No
;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper
will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of accident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh |
Santa was
riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note
mama' |
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girl
friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u
want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to
enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. |
An independant study has
proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a
bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in
their right hand! |
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2 Sardars
looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
One day
Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day
pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid
"This was a missed call" |
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Ek Hathi Agar
Nadi Me
Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are
Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai..... |
1 sardar 2
another sardar;
yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar
replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye
thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari athyo
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