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Urdu SMS |
Zindagi jaise ek
saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai |
BEHRE HO PHONE
UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings
means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4
rings
means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! |
TUSI bade hi gr8
ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
naha lana
chahiye.
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura
lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve
din naha lana chahiye. |
Cartoon
Network
Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her
pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain
cartoon
network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain. |
Repeater
Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein
uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! |
Dil todna hamari
aadat nahi,
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate
nahi.Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi
ko Bhulate nahi.. |
Teri
aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila |
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye!
higher studies yaar... |
Tumhe kutta
katega.
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta
hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek
din.. Tumhe kutta katega... |
Zindagi ki rah
main
Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum
chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw
kerwa lain gay. |
Ashwarya rai
Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab
gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab,
Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab |
Dosti Kro
College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt
kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se. |
Child :
- Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Mandir mein jaap
karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon |
25 saal se amara
koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group
ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon
peeta aay..! |
meri kisi khata
pe naraj na hona.
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona |
Annkhon main
aanshu hain
Annkhon main aanshu hain phir bhi hum muskurate hain,
Sadaa khus hain hum ye ehsaas unhain kraate hain...
Wo kya jaane ki rote-rote muskurana kya hota hai,
Laakhon gam hote hain dil main phir bhi chehra muskura raha
hota hai..
Is hansi pe na jaana e dost ye to dil main bhre gamo ka
nasha hota hai,
jo chehre se jhlakta hai aur aankhon se aanshu ban ker
chhlak raha hota hai. |
woh aj bhi hamey
dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai....... |
Jo Juldi
mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo
kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain
AAP. |
SMS
SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,
,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte.. |
Tum milo
na milo koi gam
Tum milo na milo
koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka
de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam
nahi... |
Jis mehfil mein
hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai |
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